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How to get Swine Flu

Oh, so this is how it spreads.

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Jay Leno in the hospital

Jay leno is in the hospital.  NBC did know what it was doing when they gave the show to Conan.  How did they know he’d get sick in the spring of 2009?  Oh yeah, NBC is owned by GE and GE has all that medical imaging stuff… wow, they are good.

Leno Story

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Perez vs Miss California

Maybe they should have thought that a gay man should maybe not judge the MISS American pageant.  Isn’t that like a vegetarian judging a hot dog eating contest?

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Heart Attack Grill

My stomach says I need to go here. My heart and my plumber says I shouldn’t. - Link

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How to be subtle pt 2

If you need another lesson on how to be subtle… Check out this video from MSNBC.

It’s almost as if he doesn’t know what “teabagging” means then he gives us the Dick Armey line.  I like this guy.

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How to be subtle

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Burger King is in all kinds of trouble lately, the Spongebob thing, the Texican thing… They need to take a lesson from Schick.  This commercial has a very subtle double meaning.  See if you can catch what they are really talking about.  - Video

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Hogan steals from OJ & Chris Rock

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Hulk Hogan has an interesting quote out today about how he doesn’t like seeing his soon-to-be ex-wife’s 19 year old boyfriend driving his escalade and living in his house.  He said, “I totally understand OJ. I get it.”  Now I like Hogan, and as a Hulkamaniac I am very upset by this.  First stealing ideas from OJ.  Second stealing comedy from Chris Rock.  - Hogan Story / Chris Rock Stand up

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Puppys, Bed Bugs & Lindsay Lohan

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NEWS

- The Obama’s got a new puppy and it of course made headlines everywhere.  Bets are that the dog will leave less stains on the carpet than Bill Clinton. - Story & Cute Puppy Video

- Apparently somebody that you know has bed bugs, it is not me.  The number of outbreaks have tripled since 2005 and the EPA is freaking out about it.  Paris Hilton was excited to find out about the bed bug problem… It got the EPA off her case.  - More

- A kid that did some pretty heavy texting, got a bill for $5000.  Her dad was so upset that he smashed the phone with a hammer and grounded her.  How is this news?  Why is on the AP?  I sent my kid to bed without dessert tonight, should I be expecting a call from Wolf Blitzer? - More

- Some Japanese automakers are making really small cars.  The “IQ” is a subcompact car that actually weighs less than most Americans. Car of the future… right.  - More

CELEB

- Lindsay Lohan needs attention but we all knew that.  She did a fake eHarmony ad for Funny or Die and pokes fun at herself.  I have to say it is the only thing that she has done actually worth watching. I’m not the only one that thinks she is totally unattractive am I? - Video

- One of the actors from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers has been given the death penalty.  I think it is about time, that show was crap.  - More

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Civil War II

Remember all of those Obama comparisons to Abraham Lincoln.  They may have something else in common, civil war!  The state government in Texas is talking about how oppressive the US government is on the state of Texas.  They are bringing up the tenth amendment of the constitution and telling the feds to back off…

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Well at least it gets there fast - Dominos Pizza

The Dominos pizza gets there in 30 minutes or less… It exits your body in the same amount of time.

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